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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Looper
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, November 13th, 2015 In the after-hours of a typical Thursday night, and to the displeasure of the one-women closing staff, two parties…
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NOBYL Prize Update and Week 9 Nominations
There was a pitched battle, but I am narrowly giving the Week 8 initial NOBYL Prize to the epically derpy Ted Ginn (seen above,…
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Uncle Joe Asks Glorious Proletariat – Initial NOBYL Prize For Week Eight?
Warm tidings, dear men and women of Most Glorious Commentist Party. One of your District Kommisars noted a suggestion in your Sunday RiveBrog of…
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The #Humblebragger
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Oilers lore— While…
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The Texan Football Experiment
In 2013, researchers at the University of Houston exposed five people to an entire season of some of the worst football of all time.…
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Selfieman
“Come on man, do it.” “No, I don’t want to.” “What, are you SCARED?!” “No! I just…don’t want to do it!” “You’ll never have…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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The Masque Of The Yellow Lightning Bolt
I’m not sure why I went back. I can’t even remember the time between when I left and when I returned. I remember the…