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DFO, money comes in
I had a bad week, but nowhere as bad as our good King Hippo who had an o-fer that put him back below the…
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Dark Deeds Merit Dark Rewards
December 6th, 2015 New Orleans, Louisiana Hours had past since the one loss Carolina Panthers continued their impressive season with a win over the…
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In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts
It’s been a while since I ran one of these, and I’d like to think that’s for the best… the offseason is such a…
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Playoff or No Playoff? NYG Well-After the Bye
Jim Nantz: And as we wait for the officials to determine if that handoff to Jennings is ruled a completed catch or not and how that will…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #1
Have you ever wondered what would happen if soccer had the wettest ball-slappiest intersport sex with Australian Rules footy? No, Rex, that’s not what…
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Aaron Rodgers Receives a Call
AARON RODGERS: [phone rings] Oh, hey David. DEREK CARR: Goddamnit, Aaron, that’s not funny anymore. AARON RODGERS: [chuckles] How’s it going, kiddo? DEREK CARR:…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report
STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage…
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The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)
[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Looper
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, November 13th, 2015 In the after-hours of a typical Thursday night, and to the displeasure of the one-women closing staff, two parties…