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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation
Here was the thing about last week’s AFC Championship game — whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row…
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DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I
Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all…
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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don’t exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost…
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Meanwhile, at the Union Pacific Yard…
EXT. RAILYARD – NIGHT A lonely watchman – ASA GRUNDERSON – strolls through a Richmond railyard during the dark hours of the morning. Accompanied…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: 400 gon
When there is nowhere else to go…. Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, January 4th, 2016 The reverberation of the celebratory fireworks subsided 45 minutes…
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Year in Review: 2015 as an Acid Flashback
Jesus, this shit is strong! Hopefully this doesn’t lead to one of those horrible introspective nightmares that last 4 hours or so. I need…
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DFO Insider: LA Fitness
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a “brainstorming” session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: …and…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Scene 2: Manning, Matthews, and Terrorist News
It’s been over a month and half since the Boston Magazine story highlighting the relationship between Tom Brady and Dr Alex Guerrero. As was…
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Christmas Origins: A Heathen Explains.
For the uninitiated, non-Christian, non-Anglican, or extra terrestrial, Christmas is a seriously weird-ass holiday. In it’s current iteration in the U.S. we are, in…
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Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff… We’ve got two JV bowl games today. For starters,…