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Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating
[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters] Brothers, I would like to honor…
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What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?
So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: True Inspiration
A Nondescript Contemporary Hotel Bar, 3rd Level. 2:47 am, October 19, 2015. A ginger-haired Princeton man sits at the bar on the corner stool nursing a Perrier and…
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Campbell Comes Clean
Interim Miami Dolphins head coach Dan Campbell did not conduct a press conference Thursday to clarify remarks he had made the previous week, in…
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Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins
In you case you missed it — and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day…
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A Sacrifice Must be Made
[Trouble is brewing in the Temple of Tripping. High Priest Blandino calls an emergency meeting of the Cult of Beergh.] Quiet Brothers, please, quiet.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Grand Final Recap and 2016 Preview
And so we bid adieu to the 2015 AFL season. Who won the Grand Final, the Australian Super Bowl, the prize of all prizes?…
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD
[Deep beneath 345 Park Avenue, carved from the bedrock a millennium ago, lurks a dark and sinister temple. Within its smoky, yellow fabric draped halls corrupted…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories
/with deepest apologies and acknowledgment to Blaxabbath He was alone, again, and again with a drink in his hand that he didn’t recall ordering.…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his…