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Ask Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game
Dear Someone Who Just Watched Their First Football Game, What do you think of the Jets’ surprising 2-0 start? Can Ryan Fitzpatrick lead this…
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House MD DFW
[Interior- Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Scene opens on DOCTOR HOUSE sitting in his oddly-stylish and expensively furnished office, playing with his giant tennis ball…
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The Bastard Review, Episode Three “Effigy/Ddelw”
(It’s Episode Three because the two-hour pilot is listed as two episodes, “Pilot Parts 1&2”). I said last week’s episode was overstuffed, and that…
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DFO Insider: Behind the Scenes
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …I just don’t see…
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The Bastard Review
The two-hour pilot to Kurt Sutter’s new FX series The Bastard Executioner is, among other things, a prime example of the difficulty inherent in…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week One
Programming Note: I decided to post this on the eve of Finals Week Two because 1) NFL just started WOOOOOOOO!!! 2) this post was…
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Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 1)
In September of 2015, the U.S. Justice System declared the NFL’s disciplary efforts were in violation of due process laws. In the wake of this…
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Star of “The League” Admits Lies About 9/11 Escape, Declared Not Funny Retroactively
After a New York Times investigation revealed that his story about fleeing the World Trade Center on 9/11 was not true, Steve Rannazzisi was declared…
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Morning After Rant
What the fuck was that? What in the everlasting fuck do you call that performance? Jesus H. Christ, Stephen F. Austin played tighter defense.…
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Eli Manning For Mickey Mouse
Unreliable. Eli Manning is. So is his Mickey Mouse watch Mickey Mouse Watch Face Fueled by juice boxes, this watch possess a complete inability to…