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Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know…
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Tom Brady Gets A New Sponsor
Hi, I’m Tom Brady and I have Direct TV. And I’m Evil Tom Brady and I have cable. That I steal from my…
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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: In The Blue
The Noble Experiment, San Diego’s East Village. 2:47 am, September 11th, 2015 A man sits in a corner booth where, other than his initial…
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In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football
OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…
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Random NFL Preseason Thoughts And My Air Conditioning Is Broken
This may be the year Andrew Luck gets the support he needs to reach the Super Bowl. The Steelers will miss Le’Veon Bell for…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 23
The regular season is over. The finals are here. We got one of the two scenarios I detailed last week, but how we got…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE
(Pictured above: a child’s conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note–for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them…