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Meanwhile, in San Diego…
City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…
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HR DUURRRRBY!
The HR Derby is being simulcast on TWWL this evening. Due to technical difficulties, though, it is just a black abyss on the screen.…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 15
The picture, of course, alludes to the epic second battle this season between head coach twins Brad Scott of North Melbourne and Chris Scott…
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Human Interest: Local Man Identifies As On Fire
Human Interest is an occasional series of stories investigating the whimsical side of our rich and diverse community. News 7 Reporter Sandra Santos: Turn on…
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More characters from “The Room” seek advice
[Ed. Note–While Johnny was the first to ask for it, the other characters in The Room also (obviously) need help as well. For reasons that will…
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Wait, Is Johnny Really Dead????
Wait, this first story seems very familiar. http://www.freep.com/story/life/advice/2015/07/04/amy-dickinson-toxic-relationship/29637387/ This story is TEARING ME APART. Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 14
This was certainly the round of surprises and shock. First and foremost, the thing that shook the AFL to its core was the murder…
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Dictatorial Proclamations for a More Glorious NFL
These are tough times for our quasi-beloved NFL. Well, as tough as they can be for a mutli-gazillion dollar empire that basically prints its…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 13
Finally, the byes are completed and we are back to a full schedule of games next week. In the meantime, we got some surprises,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 12
As you may remember from last week, the AFL Beat this week was going to be either delayed or abbreviated due to my week-long…