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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
First, Some Business Now, don’t get me wrong. Even though I’m about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I’m not judging. …
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tančík
Everyone’s talking about the quarterback revolution these days; it’s certainly a different landscape than what I was used to with Charlie Batch and Joey…
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AFL Beat 2019 Off-season Report #1
This week, All of this and more on Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLX AFLX is BACK! Sort of. Last year, the…
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Your “Mile High Club” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m traveling again this week. This time Dave is staying home and I’m traveling by plane. Again. Lucky Dave. He gets to sit there…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Davy Crockett
Hi everyone! I’m Marty Mornhinweg, offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens. A lot of you probably know me best for my time with the…
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Your (Day After) Boxing Day Open Thread
So, funny thing… Your good friend Balls has no clue as to how to read a calendar! I had this post all prepped and…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents: The Sounds of X-Mas Night Open Thread
NIGHT – SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – NONDESCRIPT OFFICE BUILDING INTERIOR [The camera pans across an empty and dimly lit office brimming with cubicals as free-use…
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Your “We’re All Just A Bunch Of Merry Ho Ho Ho’s” Friday Evening Open Thread
Some Biznessings DFO is going to re-start the infamous “Mailbag” type of thing. BrettFavresColonoscopy is the point man, but it seems a lot of…
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Your “Tee Vee and Me” Friday Evening Open Thread
Hey….HEY!!!!! Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th???? Well, it’s that time again because today is Friday the… Ummmmm…..what’s that…
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Your “Let’s Get Stuffed” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been in a weird mood lately. Lotsa reasons for that, I suppose. No need to go into all of them. Or even any…