![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Category: Insane Shit
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (627) AFL Beat (273) A Selection Of (358) Assholes (373) Bastards (249) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5101) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (900) futbol (505) Gambling (344) Game Preview (539) horror (175) Insane Shit (1187) Lesser Sports (1073) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (467) Life as We Know It (1060) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (582) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2926) Open Threads (4259) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (697) Reflections (775) scotch (938) Sexy Friday (511) STORNG TAEK!!1! (319) Sunday Gravy (244) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (554) Wumbo Wednesday (176)
-
Hope Clicks Eternal – Wentzylvania Becomes Folesadelphia
As you’ve gleaned, I’ve been away this week. The doctors saw fit to ram another scope up my backside & remove the polyps they…
-
The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5
INT. DELTA HOUSE – NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. …
-
TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…
-
STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN IN L.A, YO! Boots on the Ground: Saints at Rams by DJ Taj
Banner image courtesy of the legendary Ralph Steadman. Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me. Maybe it was the 50…
-
Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cincinnati Bengals
Sweet, sweet hatred – I found you at last. For as long as I have been torturing myself (and you) with these articles, I…
-
DFO-CON Vegas II – We’re All Still Alive
As most of you are aware, and are probably tired of hearing about by now I’m sure, some of us here at DFO got…
-
The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 4
EXT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – DAY. The four newest members of Delta House make their way to the entrance of their new home. The…
-
TGISF… AKA “Are Ya Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Note: While I wasn’t paying attention, BallsofSteel once again invaded my personal space. At least this time I didn’t need antibiotics afterwards. But I…
-
25 Questions (Plus One)…
…About this… Sort of. This one is a little different than our normal 25 Questions format, so pay attention. While any and all you…
-
TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…