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TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 3
INT. BANQUET HALL – DAY We open on an establishing shot of a gigantic dining hall. Massive oak tables, chandeliers full of candles, and…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt IV – Carolina Panthers
[Interior, Night, Somewhere in Baltimore] JJ Fozz and tWBS sit at a bar drinking. Heavily. As they feast on steamed crabs… …and down beer…
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TGISF… AKA Your “I’m Feline Paw-sitively Purr-iffic” Sexy Friday Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4 – So this whole “one week turnaround time” thing for me to respond to theme/princess requests is getting interesting, huh? It’s almost like…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt III – Baltimore Ravens
[Exterior, Day, A Highway Rest Area Somewhere in Virginia] It is a cold, crisp autumn day. tWBS sits huddled on a bench, shivering against…
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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies
Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler’s List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the…
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TGISF… AKA “Everybody Gets One” Sexy Friday Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyGd21YN37M This week, we have a “Theme By Request”. See? I listen. Granted, I don’t always respond. And almost never particularly quickly. Sorry, I’m…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 2
INT. PASSENGER CABIN OF A TRAIN – DAY. Having successfully found their way to the right train platform, our four protagonists – ELI MANNING, DOUG…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Offseason Report
A LOT has happened since Richmond won the 2017 Premiership over the Adelaide Crows. There has been controversy, movement, the release of schedules (plural),…
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TGISF… AKA Your “I Got Nuthin’ This Week – But Vegas Is Looming” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been an interesting week. Honestly, my brainpower is maxed out this week. And I didn’t have that much extra to spare to begin…