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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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The Terrible Old Man
It was the design of Sam Wyche and David Shula and Bruce Coslet to call on the Terrible Old Man. This old man dwells…
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The Blair Walsh Project
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: “Hey Laura? I think I’ve got…
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Shellraiser
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On…
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DFO Insider: Calendar Boys
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – contrary to form – hard at work in their office. …
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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins
[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again,…
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TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I…