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TGISF… AKA Your “I Got Nuthin’ This Week – But Vegas Is Looming” Sexy Friday Open Thread
It’s been an interesting week. Honestly, my brainpower is maxed out this week. And I didn’t have that much extra to spare to begin…
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Rams at the Bye – A Tale of Redemption and How Much Jeff Fisher Sucks
A few months ago, some idiot writer previewed the Cleveland Los Angeles St. Louis no wait once again it actually is Los Angeles Rams…
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The Evil Dean
EXTERIOR – RAMSHACKLE CABIN IN THE WOODS – EARLY DUSK [The camera slowly zooms and then pans around the cabin. There is an odd…
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The Terrible Old Man
It was the design of Sam Wyche and David Shula and Bruce Coslet to call on the Terrible Old Man. This old man dwells…
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The Blair Walsh Project
Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view. Voice 1: “Hey Laura? I think I’ve got…
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Shellraiser
INT. A DARK ROOM – NIGHT A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice. It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we…
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Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On…
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DFO Insider: Calendar Boys
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are – contrary to form – hard at work in their office. …
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TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we’re gonna…