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A Selection of Phrases from Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty
Banner Photo Credit: Perth News A Selection of Phrases from (recent-ish) Aussie Footy Broadcasts That Are Confusing, Bizarre, Hilarious, or Just Plain Dirty*:…
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Your AFL Beat and Thursday Night Open Thread
I know what you’re thinking, but no, the AFL coverage will not end until you all are bought in on Aussie Footy or…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
I want to give you all some insider info on how the CFL Beat is made; I have a perfect workflow, honed from over…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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The First Manc Derby FA Cup Final – Open Thread
It seems like this would have happened before, probably on multiple occassions. But no – this is the first, and sure to be quite…
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Your “Sir Doug Nicholls Round Recap Redux” Thursday Night Open Thread
Good evening and Happy June. I’m writing this well in advance because today marks ten years since Lady BFC and I went on our…
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BattleBots Beat: Seven Fights for WC VII.
This is it. Eight bots, seven fights, three rounds of competition, and at the end, someone walks away with the Giant Nut for the…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2023 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Playoffs?? – A 3-Day Weekend of Finales
Have an extra drink (or PILL – we believes in diversity and inclusion here at DFO) for Wembley’s groundskeeping crew. Three finals (each potentially…
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