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The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…

As y’all no doubt know, the mighty Wrexham (having made it a round deeper in the FA Cup than Piss Off You’re Scaring the…

All good things must come to an end. Frank Lampard saved Everton from itself in 2021-22, but had no answers for this season. Still,…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we had our first stoppage of the season. And by stoppage, I mean “fight stopped due…

I was going to do a whole thing that was basically the beginning portion of The Beatles’s “A Day in the Life”

It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling…

Oh, the things we’ve learned of from Balls’s AVN posts, and the Giant Washer awards… Welcome back to the Beat! We’re one week in…

On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…

Every January, to my great discomfort, I am summoned to justify my continued existence within the law firm. It’s like somebody decided, “hey, we…

Welcome back to the Beat! For the… 6th? season in a row, I’m your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, here to report and recap, well,…