Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

NFL Disintegration

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There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night.  Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

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I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really  interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation

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Here was the thing about last week's AFC Championship game -- whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row answering questions which will certainly include vague softballs about his off field regimen, including accusations of illegal performance enhancing substances. With Peyton Manning coming up victorious (17/32,

This is not where I parked my car!

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Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice.  Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend.  It is disturbing for sure.  I thought about writing up a post, but it's

H.P. Lovecraft on the Tedium of Relocation

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(Because the relocation saga is equal parts misery & pain, plus the fact that Dean Spanos looks like Father Dagon, it seems only natural to combine the emptiness of Lovecraft's poetry with the soullessness of NFL ownership.) Despair by H.P. Lovecraft and Roger Goodell   O’er the frozen tundra thawing, Thro’ the concrete stadia blowing, The

A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently

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"I've been around St. Louis and Missouri a major portion of my life,  I've never had any desire to lead the charge out of St. Louis. That's not why we're here. We're here to work very hard and be successful in St. Louis." E. Stanley Kroenke, August, 2010 As I'm sure you've

Fun with Dean Spanos: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA

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Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3 have ties to LA, (some more than others), as they have played at least 1 year within the county limits. The lingering idea of moving to