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Your “It’s 451 Degrees Fahrenheit* Up In Here!” Saturday Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
*this is a Ray Bradbury approved post
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Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
You all remember this? Well those days are behind SKOL Country now. After two seasons playing outdoors at the local college stadium and $1.1…
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Tebow At The Convention
Tim Tebow was rumored to be a featured speaker at the Republican National Convention this week in Cleveland. Alas, Tebow himself shot down the…
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[DFOnline] Pokemon GO
Hello, and welcome to [DFOnline]. MikeWallaceandGromit is off tonight. I’m Senor Weaselo. The game currently sweeping the world, or at least everyone under the…
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Panic and the NFL
It’s early July. We’re a few weeks away from the opening of NFL training camps, but for now, the football landscape is barren. Sure,…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: A Connivance
Upstairs at Studio 54, Manhattan. 2:47 am, June 26th, 1999 “Paul, I’m going to be straight with you. I just simply don’t see the numbers adding…
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Old People Are Good Fuel for Bonfires
Old people suck. They should be returned to the earth so we can grow tastier carrots and potatoes. Old people are fucking up…
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2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year’s second golf major, our national championship, the…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Treehouse Brewery, The Best Beer You Can’t Have
Greetings fellow drunks! Horatio Cornblower filling in for makeitsnow, who is no doubt scratching off calendar dates with increasingly shaky red x’s as his…