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Old Balls Yell at Cloud
Take a look at this piece of glorious goodness: I was made aware of the existence of this by a retweet of our own…
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Boots on the Ground: NFL Game Day Experience. Saints at Chargers. Defense Not Required.
Periodically, we here at DFO will be bringing you actual game day experiences from our visits to real live NFL games. NOBODY ELSE DOES…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Since Forever
Libertine, Downtown. 2:47 am, September 18th, 2016 Since Forever. The words non-mockishly running below the bar name printed on the drink napkins in lieu of a conventional…
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BREAKING NEWS
Chris Schauble – WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson – Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS – No, that’s not what I’m talking…
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Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread
NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez – Trevor Siemian has been named Denver’s Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed…
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The Dunghill of College Sports
College football is a fucking joke. Hey look! Iowa Asshole Polytechnic edged out Oklahoma Electrical Training Institute 65-8! It was close and we can’t…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Amor Fati
Honor Amongst Thieves, Uptown. 2:47 am, August 11th, 2016 “To Larry!” In unison, “TO LARRY!” With a sarcastic sense of modesty “Oh ok. To me.” Larry…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Project Manhigh
Green Russell, Larimer Square. 2:47 am, August 9th, 2016 Standing behind the back bar, two mixologists are silently bickering about the cell phone use of…
