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Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes…the OBfP. But…
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DFO University – Sex 2
Or 3. Or many more for that matter. Good morning class! LOVE the enthusiasm, but let’s hold all questions until later. Yes, Ms. Spears,…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 2
You know, I really like how Jeremy Clarkson does the intros each week for The Grand Tour. In that vein, this week: And In…
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A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin’” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR! The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers.…
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Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for…
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Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread
NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time…
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Your “Wait, there’s no football today?” Saturday Morning Soccer Open Thread
As sad as it may seem, there is only one game left in the NFL season and it is not today. It’s time to…
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Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we’re actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern…