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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Cleveland Browns
As a Vancouver Canucks fan, I realize seasons end long before the team actually stops playing actual games. (I rely on the Packers &…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: COINTELPRO
PX, Old Town Alexandria. 2:47 am, September 7th, 2017 In the waning hours of another humid summer work night, the bartender turning down the…
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25 Questions About…
this I am speaking, of course, about the Bay Area. It’s that mass of land in the north of my beautiful state that is…
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25 Questions About…
This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called…
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Complacent Indifference: Packers 2017 Preview
Above: Your author, 5 p.m. Wednesday. Three hours after finding out he missed his deadline. There’s a good reason I’m late with this. A…
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A Place to Call Home
Operator: Greater Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension, how may I direct your call?….I see…And these arrangements, you said, is for a football team?….Well sir, I think…
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Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the “recovering” Steelers fan was going to…
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Your “The Lesson Learned Is ‘Not To Care’” Monday Evening Open Thread
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games. Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…