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Your “You Call This A Blitz, Goodell?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(Many, many thanks to Low Commander for the photoshop) NFL News: The London games have been announced for the 2017 NFL schedule. So much…
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Your “Dammit Ratbirds – You Had One Job!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I don’t care – it’s the NFL photo of the year. NFL News: Eric Dickerson has already begun trolling Jeff Fisher by saying Jim…
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Jeff Fisher Did His Job
The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I’m going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher…
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Your “December Is Knucklehead Season!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
This week marks the first real weekend of pre-playoff action, with more slots being possibly decided. It also marks the first real weekend of…
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Your “I Don’t Feel Pity – You Chose to Go” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Statement applies to both Jets fans and [DFO-CON] attendees. One group has better decision-making skills. NFL News: They arrested the shooter of Joe McKnight,…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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Your “Welp, It’s All Noise At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There now appears to be an actual funding plan for building the Raiders a stadium in Oakland: The players: $600 million in…
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Your “You Don’t Know How It Feels” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
First off, a belated hat’s off to The Maestro and his Redblacks for their victory in last Sunday’s Grey Cup, a victory 40 years…
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Your “Y’know, In The Rest of the World It’s Just ‘Thursday’” Thanksgiving Night Game Open Thread
Please, allow me to extend to you some traditional Canadian US-Thanksgiving hospitality. Have a slice. Maybe make a small plate and take it into…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…