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Your “‘Raining Money’ = Good; ‘Golden Shower’ = Bad; ‘Getting Hosed’ = Depends” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
To think what the Founding Fathers would say! I supposed Ben Franklin would approve, although he would have preferred French courtesans and older women. I’m…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Your “In Need Of Emergency Post, Break Glass” National Championship Open Thread
Wait, that doesn’t seem right… That’s more like it. NFL News: Doug Marrone will stick around the Jaguras, getting the “interim” removed from his…
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Your “Hey, Where’s the NFL?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Wait?! Why am I writing a Thursday Open Thread? That must mean… Oh no… Dear God… The offseason is partially at hand! What horrors…
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Your “America’s Hat Is Having A Party?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Yes, and given the exchange rate, you’d be foolish not to come. NFL News: The Seahawks signed Devin Hester in advance of Saturday’s playoff…
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NFL Coaching Carousel Special
That’s a funny word. Carousel. Seriously, look at it, it’s weird…. Carousel. Meh. Whatever. Coaches be gettin’ fired. Coaches be gettin’ rumored. Let’s get…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to… Adam “Pac Man” Jones! Sorry to those of you who…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Start Practicing My New Year’s Drinking?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
No. It’s not, and it never is. NFL News: Steve Smith is saying he’s “89 percent sure” done after this Sunday. I think…
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Your “Early Christmas Wishes, You Magnificent Bastards” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL News: Richard Sherman got caught threatening a reporter’s access after a contentious interview on the Seahawks flagship station Tuesday. “I’ll make sure you don’t…
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Your “Which Crappy Bowl Game Is Tonight?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Answer: BOCA RATON BOWL FAU Stadium | Boca Raton, Fla. Dec. 20, 7:00 p.m. ET | ESPN Memphis vs. Western Kentucky Do with…