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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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“What’s that smell?” and other Balls Thoughts
Our own Hippo has been in a bit of a funk lately, so I thought I’d give it a shot to fill the void…
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Your “Oh Great, HE’S Back” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Accepting the inevitable, Tony Romo validates Dak Prescott as the starter, thus beginning the Drew Bledsoe phase of his playing career. RGIII…
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Your “Well, The Sun Came Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: More fallout from Seattle Monday Night-gate, 2016-edition: Florio is doing the Lord’s Goodell’s work this morning by having TWO stories quoting Mike…
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Your “Which Apocalypse Do I Choose?” Election Night Open Thread
Note: I’m putting this together in bits, because I’ve been (voluntarily) seconded by the Ministry of Education for a couple of days to help…
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Your “Merciful Heaven, It’s A Game 7!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: Norv news! Norv Turner resigned from the Vikings this morning. No reason has officially been given, so speculate away! It seems to…
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Your “In An Age of Millionaires, It’s Still a Petty League” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Non-trade deadline things: Percy Harvin has come out of retirement & signed with the Bills. They play the Seahawks on Monday night.…
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Your “It Was The Sodom and Gomorrah Show” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, Bruce Arians got his “bullshit response” from the League. Bobby Wagner’s leaps were legal because the contact was considered “incidental”. According…
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Your “‘Browns’? Who Are The ‘Browns’?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Multiple sources say the Eagles are trying to convince Chip Kelly to trade them Torrey Smith. I guess they need someone who…
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25 NFL Questions From An Uninformed and Easily Distracted Fan: Week 6
As an homage to the overused sports writing trope of “[X number] Burning, Itching, Throbbing Questions for [X Team/X Sport/X League]”, I present to you…