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Your Sunday Night Football Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Baltimore…. The Italian grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have sons!” He muttered…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Cancún…. The assassin grumbled. She said to herself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!” She muttered…
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Your Sunday Morning NFL Slate Week 16 Open Thread
Somewhere in Northern Ontario…. The old man grumbled. He said to himself, “What am I doing out here? This is why you have underlings!”…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 15)
Hey. Did real-world injuries torpedo your fantasy football playoffs? Did that waiver wire diamond you’ve been throwing into the line up finally turn back…
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Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025
Hey all, as some of you know, we do the “Little Drummer Boy” challenge each year. It’s really simple, if you hear the “Little…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 12)
Hey. Let me be the first (???) to say, “SHUT UP COLLINSWORTH!” uh, I mean, “Happy Thanksgiving!” Happy Thanksgiving to all those DFOers in…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 6)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour is still on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Thank you for not ratting me out…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 5)
¡Hola! Your favourite Jello flavour has gone on vacay, so you have Substitute Teacher Balls filling in. Now you, Homecoming Queen, where is the…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 4)
Hey. Four weeks in the books. How is your team looking? No need for that kind of language! There may be children and pets…