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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 7
As you’ve no doubt surmised from that beautifully done banner image, this is tWBS coming at you this week from down under. But don’t…
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Your Wednesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Roma – Liverpool (2-5) Balls: Those two goals are what make this match intriguing. In the previous round against Barcelona, Roma lost the first…
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Tuesday Champions League Semifinal Vuelta Open Thread
Real Madrid – Bayern Munich (2-1) Balls: After last week’s road win, Real are sitting pretty with the tips of their penises firmly wedged…
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Your Saturday Morning Draft Continues Open Thread
To Lemonjello’s relief, we are not talking fútbol this morning. Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night’s selections and today’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Draft Morning After Pill
Special April edition! With Lamar! looking like a very confused, out-of-place Notre Dame mascot imitator. And #ThePauls being #ThePauls. Thank heavenly Jeebus Tittyfuck for…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part Deux
I know everyone is all hyped to see how their favourite team’s front office fucks up the team’s future tonight, so I’ll be brief. …
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Don’t say the pitcher has lost his fastball if you can’t hit the curve
What the?!? Hang with me. There’s a logic to this. First off, let’s make it clear that this post is about this: Later this…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 5 Part One
This week, We’re going to do something different. Since the are still two more games to go, we are going to split the coverage…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 4
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! *** Round 4 The Round started off with an expected rout of Collingwood by Adelaide…
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