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Your Saturday Morning Futbol Open Thread, Now with Moar EPL!
It seems every other time I’ve written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I…
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Your Tuesday Vuelta Champions League Quarters Preview
While it may seem that the ties are already decided, as with many things in life, you never fucking know. Heck, it was only…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 3
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 3 The Round started off on North American late Thursday night with the winless…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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An “English” Derby + Barça-Roma: Champions Elite Eight (1st Leg) Open Thread
My friend Balls of Steel and Fury, Esq. notoriously scoffs at English teams making the Champions League knockout stages. I can do without English…
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World Gawne Mad – Finale Edition
Yes, we have reached the end. No lovable underdog, everyone is cheering for the flat track bully. But a worthy champion they would be,…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 2
This week, So, remember those happy days when it seemed like we knew what was going on with this league? Yeah, me neither. There…
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World Gawne Mad – Final Four Holy Night Edition
Above is pictured the first-edition cover of a fantastic book, Walter Miller, Jr.’s “A Canticle For Liebowitz.” Be warned, even I found it a…
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AFL Beat – 2018 Round 1 and AFLW Grand Final Recap
This week, All of this, the AFLW Grand Final, the results of the Lady Footy Tipping Contest, the standings of the NEW Footy Tipping…
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World Gawne Mad – Finishing Off the Flacco Eight (Stormy Style?)
Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. …
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