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Your “Calm Before The (Playoff Hockey) Storm” Open Thread
It’s time to feel the jolt of driving a motorcycle off a helicopter while high on cocaine again. I can’t recall who originally said…
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The Emptiness, It Fills Me-Your Thursday Night Open Thread
Isn’t that ironic? Or is it a paradox? I ain’t really care because I’m just wanting some hot NFL draft action in my veins-that…
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It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread
Basketball that is, but you knew that. This despite the fact that the Senators are in the last wild card spot, are on a…
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BEAR DOWN For Coach Tommy!
OK, the Fightin’ Blax get a shout out this week, solely for Coach Tommy publicly turning down the U*NC jorb. Fucking LOVE it. Beyond…
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Eventfulness, Please – Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Saludos amiguis. I hope this post finds you pantsless and within the range from Relaxed to Comatose. OR, better yet: if you have a…
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