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TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…
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Your “This’ll Test Your Fookin’ Mettle” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s a frosty, uncaring world out there. What’s the point of even holding the door open for anyone anymore? And yet we do it…
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Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. In my neck o’ the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of…
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Your “Rock ‘Em, Then Sock ‘Em” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I’m typing this…
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Your “I’ll Take The Special” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
There’s a couple of beaut’s featured at this spot. Let’s quit jabbering and dive right in, shall we? NYJ/Den: No this ain’t one of…
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Your “Playoffs? Fantasy Playoffs!?” Sunday Funday NFL Football Open Thread
Unless you’re in a lesser league that actually has a championship in week 17 when playoff-bound teams are resting their stars or getting them…
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Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Nope, no football tonight. More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don’t cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS…
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Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!
Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today…
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TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Short week this week for a few reasons. So I’m dipping into the “Pool of Princesses” for TGISF this week to make things easy…
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Your “Things Be Tightening Up!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Remember back in August when you thought Football was never gonna get here? Well it did, in case you don’t mamember. It’s now week…