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Your “Punch (and Beer and Scotch and Martini) Drunk” Late Afternoon Football Open Thread
Don’t you just love flurstbulb? Gspecially when they plat in Londern and you can trink all blay long. WHOO! P! 2 TA BLAMES!!@X!!!!!!!!!! Den/TB-Believe…
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Your “We’re Done Here, Back To You ‘Murika” Second Round OF NFL Games Open Thread
So glad all that rainy, drizzly weather that is so conducive to badly-played football is behind us now that we’re back across the pond!…
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Your “Insert British Colloquialism Here” Colts/Jags Early Morning Football Open Thread
Hear ye, hear ye, I don’t have any Sunday morning errands/chores to do because football starts so early! Of course the down side of…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Alternatives
This year’s Oktoberfest opened in Bavaria just about two weeks ago. Most of Oktoberfest every year takes place in September, just like you’d expect, and…
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Your Wretched Excuse For A Primetime Game Thursday Night Open Thread
If nothing else this has fantasy implications and we get to see what is on each other’s mind. Hell, tomorraw be the end of…
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tWBS Don’t Know Bo
He obviously don’t know nuthin’ ’bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions. And I’m man enough to own up to my…
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Your “PAWWWWL, I THINK BAMA COULD BEAT THESE GUYS” Monday Night Open Thread
We got ourselves a presidential debate tonight! In teeny tiny little Hofstra University, a liberal arts college on Long Island, we have some of…
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Your “Rejoice, For The Weekend Is Upon Us” Friday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL: Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew…
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Power Rankings of the Best of the Worst of the 0-2 Teams
There are plenty of ways to lose. There are macro reasons (meddlesome ownership) and micro (lousy use of timeouts, injuries). Let’s explore the eight…
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“Summoned by BOLTMAN” – A Boots On The Ground Chargers Game Experience
It’s not every day that one of us gets a call to greatness; it’s even less often that we actually answer. At 9:15am on…