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Sexy Friday – 20230623
TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Endless Setlist
One of the stories in the writers’ backroom this past week has been my Sunday night. I am still recovering from it, because, well,…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 17” Tuesday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Nine Voice Mails & A Text: A Fathers’ Day Special Offseason Etc. Etc.
10:01 PM Happy Fathers’ Day, Roberto. It’s your father. I hope you and your… Wife, I guess, had a great day today with your…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…
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Farewell to One’s Forties With…SWEDES!
This is the last DFO column I will write before turning 50. In truth, I have never felt older (which is quite logically accurate)…
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Sexy Friday – 20230616
TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival – Personal Edition Feeling frisky?…
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Your AFL Beat and Thursday Night Open Thread
I know what you’re thinking, but no, the AFL coverage will not end until you all are bought in on Aussie Footy or…
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Slogging Toward Ecstacy…Tuesday Open Thread
I love A Knight’s Tale. It is a near-perfect Flick. Funny. Great soundtrack. All-Star cast (Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, and…