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Sexy Friday – 20230721
TGIF! What a great weekend ahead. F1, British Open, TdF, and women’s footy! All happening while most of us sleep. Thanks, time zones! Survival…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 19” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Kinda Made It!
Yesterday nine teams’ rookies reported to training camp. And today the Jets have fully opened up camp, as they’re playing in the Hall of…
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Long Time Gone…Tuesday Open Thread
TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it’s only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some…
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Sunday Night Open Thread – Gold Cup Final Edition
I know you are all anxiously awaiting the Grand Finale of the Gold Cup or, as Hippo calls it, the Golden Shower Tourno. The…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition
I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That’s improvement, people! The reason I wanted to…
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Good Jerb Panama! y Otra Miscellany
Holy shitsnacks, do we ever need MOAR meaningful footy in our lives. As y’all know, I hold a certain disdain for the Golden Shower…
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Sexy Friday – 20230714
TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s learn how to jump…
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Your Boots on the Grounds! Thursday Night Open Thread
Happy Thursday! I’m tired, you’re tired, it’s hot out, let’s skip the preamble and get on with it. I did NOT go to the…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir
Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were…