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Easter Sunday Open Thread
The tight grip on customs and the calendar by Judeo-Christian traditions foist Easter upon this godless webspace. Honestly though, I’m for chocolate gifts (awesome)…
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Men Untied Rise Again? Lesser Footy Thread
While we wait on the Easter Bunny to spring back into life, at least there is sportsball to keep us occupado. Home to Still Shite…
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Sexy Friday – 20230406
TGIF! Happy Kraken playoff season! I will be wildly Releasing the Kraken for the foreseeable future. Oh, also, it’s Easter weekend if anyone cares.…
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Your “BFC Has More AFL Thoughts” Thursday Night Open Thread
Three weeks of the 2023 Aussie Footy season are in the books, and here are some observations from ‘Murrica: Holy shit was I (read:…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Musician’s Brief Guide to Holy Week
Greetings friends. I’d like you to take this time to be kind to your church musician friends. They’re going through the crazy part of…
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JV BOLTMEN!! and Fightin’ Horatios! (Open Thread)
WHO YA GOT?? And more importantly….what is the Low Commander/Horatio #ShameBet? Needs must, y’all. JV Hardwood BOLTMEN!! (+7) v. Fightin’ Horatios (9:20, CBS) Somehow,…
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Enablers: A Study – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
There are millions of ads, anecdotes, gossip, poems, psalms, stories and memes about true friends being those who stand by you and look out for…
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1 April Lesser and JV Hardwood Thread
April Fools’ Day is the dumbest day of the Murrikan calendar. YES, even worse than Greeting Card Day (ie, 14 Feb). Take that shit…
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Sexy Friday – 20230331
TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed indictment week. This weekend brings us the end of the JV wood balling while giving us back lesser footy. In…