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Your Substitute Sunday Night Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. I can’t remember if it was something about a “deposition” or a “deep position in your mom.” Speaking of, how…
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Playoffs?? Are You Kidding Me?? – A Lesser Primer
With respect to our many King’s Afrikan Water Pistols supporters…there ain’t no Title race. Silver medal is damned fine work, for Handsome Mikel and his very…
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Sexy Friday – 20230512
TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team’s schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there’s still real playoffs…
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Your “Mock What Now?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Banner Photo from MST3K’s twitter As you all know, during the offseason, Horatio runs a series of mock drafts to keep us from working…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Congressional Mad Libs!
In a move that shocks either nobody or everybody, New York Congressman George Santos turned himself in as the Justice Department this morning and…
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Boozles! Tuesday Open Thread
Well shit. We’ve hit The Doldrums of summer sports early this year. We are in extremis, and our only choice is to eat the…
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Wait: When Is Mothers’ Day? Whew! – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
The draft is over, it’s a new month, and there’s still time to get my mother something. Praise Gamblor. The stress is real, because…
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Sexy Friday – 20230505
TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We’re still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let’s get…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Meanwhile, in the City…
Welp, what do we got for today? Apart from disproportionate Knicks hype, as of course, is tradition. This gives a slight sigh of relief…
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Some Care for Caretakers: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Back in 2012, when hotmail was a thing and Jeeves panhandled for questions, Chuck Pagano got his first head coaching job, with the Colts.…