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Back To Reality Open Thread
Hi there! It’s your resident Friday afternoon bartender checking in on a Wednesday. How are we all doing? Good? Excellent. I’m fresh off of…
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Anger Is Dumb – Tuesday Open Thread
Diversity is a buzzword that has some heft. It compels opening your mind to different cultural mores or even languages, and letting go of…
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Saturday De-Motivational and Lesser Roll Call
The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. – Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be…
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Sexy Friday – July 4th Weekend 2022!
Before we get started with the Sexy, some business to attend to. *** Balls’ Monthly Resolutions June Update! Resolution #1 – Fitness The goal…
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Your “July Eve” Thursday Night Open Thread
*Featured Photo Credit From Here Brace yourselves, but the year is halfway over. That’s right, tomorrow is July, the beginning of a four day…
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It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.
That’s the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn’t help…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: Hail Squishface (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Sorry I apologize for depriving you of my authorial brilliance last week. We were busy having a baby. Sister Squishface Mayhem was born last…
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Trying to Tip Toe Around THAT – Monday Open Thread
Good evening, how are you? I’m personally ecstatic: enjoying the summer breeze from my new rental. It sure is nice having a view that…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: yeah right phones one in
Good morning and happy Sunday everyone! I never thought it would happen to me. I’m in need of kitchen-Viagra over here. I simply wore…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…