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Sexy Friday – 20220721
It’s been an interesting two weeks. As many of you know, I got COVID sometime during my vacation. I have no idea where or…
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Surely They Are Not *All* Stars? ASG Tuesday Open Thread
Good evening, reprobates and scoundrels. As absolutely nothing of professional football consequence is going on right now, it’s time for our annual celebration of…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Things To Do In Baltimore When Moderately Drunk
Write the Saturday morning DFO column. Forget the loose idea one had in mind for the Saturday morning DFO column. Sweat like a Black…
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Sexy Friday – Now with Less Balls!
Happy Friday everyone! It is I, you’re resident food guru filling in for Señor Balls. Balls is currently on expedition. He recently found out…
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Your “Happy Bastille Day Eve!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Photo Credit: I took a GIS result and added the word almost to it myself in paint Alright, almost halfway through July. We’re all…
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Rum, Simile and the Lash: NFL Meats Edition (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Good Tuesday to you, reprobates! Hopefully the young week finds you in fine spirits, or at least drinking them. ACTUAL NFL NEWS! *The Chicago…
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A Condiment Declines – Monday Open Thread
The only news that grabbed me today was the Steelers renaming their field as Acrisure Stadium. I had no idea what Acrisure was, it…
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Better Know a Random Squardon – Temperley (Saturday All Day Thread)
Hey, y’all. It’s still July. We may be only ONE WEEK from a Baltimore meetup (but we are all shitty planners, so details still…
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Sexy Friday – Balls on Vacation Edition!
By the time you read this on Friday night, I should, hopefully, be somewhere on the East Coast. I do not know exactly where…