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Saturday Night Review – HBO’s “George Carlin’s American Dream”

No, this won’t be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything. But as a young Hippo, through various political…

Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…

Before we get started with the Sexy, some business to attend to. *** Balls’ Monthly Resolutions May Update! Resolution #1 – Fitness The goal…

Two months ago an opportunity appeared: go to Mexico City for a long weekend. The undertaking required a reasoned analysis, so I ran the…

Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and we’re looking at some interesting sports thingys this weekend. You’ve…

Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don’t have a…

So…how ’bout them…uh…playoffs? I love it when that team does the sport that they play… Listen, the creative well (none too deep to begin…

I don’t really pay much attention to iced footy, but even I am aware there are thre Games Seven tonight. I am certain everyone…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

I’m doing something different today. It’s not out of design but rather out of necessity. Long story short, no time for love doctor Jones.…