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“We Are All Broken” – 2021 Shitsmas Greetings
There ain’t really any footy to speak of, until NFL goodness this afternoon (Scotchy will have us covered, as long as his “hobo disposal”…
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Sexy Friday Christmas Eve 2021 Edition
If you thought I was going to tone things down because today is the day chosen to celebrate the Baby Jesus, you clearly don’t…
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Your Very Last Thursday Night NFL Football Game Open Thread
We made it to the end! Where’s the final boss? I feel let down. We saw more clunkers than eye-catchers, that’s for sure. But…
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Your Festivus Airing of Grievances/Open Thread
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s time for another Festivus celebration.
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Holy C*ckweasels, We Actually Have Football! Tuesday Open Thread
Well well well. Looks like another year of foul deeds and grotesque habits have slid under Santa’s radar, because we’ve gotten an early Christmas…
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Your Regularly Scheduled NFL Monday Night Football Game Open Thread
And there’s two more after this one! HAIL SANTA! Fallout: -Congrats to Double K-he’s the coach of only the third team with the most…
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First Covid-delayed game Open Thread
Today there’s BONUS football! It’s the Cleveland Browns visiting the Las Vegas Raiders at the Al Davis Memorial Mausoleum! With Jim Harbaugh shitting the…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
As I type the Lions are up 17-0 and that’s a bit weird. The Reynolds fella that I slagged in the game intro has…
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Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
To The Games! Bengals/Broncos: This is a killer for the team that gets the L. Both sqaudoos sit at 7-6 but are sitting just…
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Your Covid-Ravaged Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
There’s no need for me to repeat details of all the weirdness going on in the NFL right now. I should point out that…
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