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It’s Friday Morning And I Have Opinions!
There’s nothing going on but the ever-thirsty content monster’s appetite must be slaked. Newsy Notes: -Big Ben has confirmed that he’s retiring (as much…
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Live, from the First World! New Year’s Eve Eve Open Thread
In the Caribbean, at a dinner table littered with work papers, sits something in a dark blue suit. He would be handsome, if not…
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Wait, It’s Tuesday? Where Are The NFL Games? Open Thread
[EDITED: JOHN MADDEN IS DEAD AND A HAMSTER BIT A KID AT A MOVIE THEATER. NEWS ALWAYS BREAKS LATE] Jeebus on a whole wheat…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” + Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m barely aware it’s Monday because multiple days off tend to confuse the hell out of me. So there’s that. Fallout: -TEAM’s Jonathan Allen…
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Your Very Own Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Did you not get enough hot, hot NFC East action earlier today? Well have I got a treaty-treat for your eyeballs! (ok, I have…
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Your Second Post-Christmas Footballing Open Thread
To The Games! Bears/Seahawks: Is there anything riveting about this game? Both teams are wallowing in mediocrity and the most salient question regarding each…
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Your First Post-Christmas Slate of NFL Football Games Open Thread
Did you pour some whiskey or Baileys (‘Elf Cum’, as Dave Attell called it many years ago) into your coffee to take the edge…
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Boxing Day Mini-Hippo Thoughts
I am annoyed with Lesser Footy, but there are a handful of watchable “Festive Fixtures” 10:00 brings City/Leicester (Peacock), Spurs/Palace (USA), and Saints/Hammers (NBCSN). …
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Your Post-Turkey (or Ham, or Whatever) Colts/Cards Footballing Thread
Have we reached the denouement phase of the evening or are you still going strong? I’d love to say that like a few of you,…
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“Merry Christmas!” Your Browns/Packers Footballing Open Thread
I hope the day is going well for all of you! However you choose to spend the day, I wish you contentment. I’d like…