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Your “Going Out For Cigarettes” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today begins my countdown to the end of my full-time status here at [DFO]. General stupidity plus changes at work mean I cannot be…
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Your “Losing Faith In Mankind” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s been a week and a half. The home renos are taking the usual forever, as I anticipated. The guys tearing up the floor…
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Donks In The Year of Our Plague LAWD 2021!
Praise Jeebus, proper FITBAW is just around the corner. And though GAMBLOR is open for many Central European futbol leagues…my soul is turning to MOAR…
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Sexy Friday, Start of the Olympics edition!
I’ll be honest. I’ve got nothing for this week. I thought I had something and then the week went by in a flash and…
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Your Olympics Eve Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hi everyone, I prepped this earlier in the week, because the current reconstruction at my house might cost me my internet access on Thursday.…
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Your “Well, I Guess That’s My Time…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: This sucks – Cam Akers suffered a torn Achilles while training before the start of camp. He’s out for the season. The…
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Your “Tick Tock, Tick Tock” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: It’s one week to the start of training camps. WHAT WILL AARON RODGERS DO?!?!?! Well, there is some news out of Green…
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Your Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, yesterday was Record Store Day, and I picked myself up a little vinyl treat. That’s right – the Foo Fighters released a special…
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Your Saturday Evening Open Thread
The worst part about the offseason is trying to come up with things to talk about. Even though there is still some NBA playoffs…
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Tales From Pretend 2110-11
I meant to draft a full DONKS WOO!!! (Now With Teddy Ballgame) preview. But I had a 48-hour migraine from hayell, and I can…
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