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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Sexy Friday, Letterkenny edition
I’ve finally caught up on all 9 seasons of Letterkenny on Hulu and I can’t stop telling anyone I know about this show. Surprisingly,…
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Your “Jesus, People” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: This is sad – Vince Wilfork’s son has been arrested for stealing & selling his father’s Super Bowl rings, plus other football…
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Your Other NHL Semi-Final Preview & Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19.…
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Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo…
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Your NHL Semi-Final Preview #1 & Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: All quiet on the NFL front today, so let’s take a look at why athletes should stay off social media: Le’Veon Bell…
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Your “Where My Bitches At?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Around here, we like things. And one of those things, is dogs. So tonight we are blessed with a COVID miracle – the second…
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Sabado European Euros Fever Thread
Is everyone all excite? I know y’all is. All times EST, because fuck you, I am the author today. Wales v. Switzerland in Baku (9:00,…
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Sexy Friday, Catsup/Ketchup edition
Not to open a can of worms here, but how did we get to the point that the words “Catsup” and “Ketchup” mean the…
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Your “I Never Had The Plague…” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Another day, another DUI – Cleveland Browns chief of staff Callie Brownson has been suspended by the team after being charged with…