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Your Easter Sunday Evening Open Thread
It’s the third day of a (Canadian) four-day weekend. So, did I get to go drinking? Did I get to kick up my feet…
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Saturday Night’s Alright…FOAR #NuAIDS Time-Delayed Raging Semis!
And then there wuz FOUR. Rage on, y’all! 2MW Houston (+5) v. 1S Baylor (5:14, CBS) All Texas early on, but not with the…
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Sexy Good Friday? No… Good Sexy Friday? No… Good! Sexy Friday! Yep!
Hi everyone, It’s me – Beerguyrob. Balls asked me to sub in today, as he has a marijuana shipment prior engagement that cannot be…
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Your “Is This Thing On?” Evening Open Thread
Actual product, by the way. I salvaged this post from being a double Saturday evening Open Thread. I had it prepped in case Hippo…
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#NuAIDS Monday Flacco Eight F-ck Yeah! (and Open Thread)
If a dick joke erupts in the forest, and there’s no jizz mopper around to deal…does it make a no ofence? 12MW Oregon State…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen y Sunday Noche Thread
Here’s where we would ordinarily start pre-dreading Monday…but there’s hoops on the schedule Monday and Tuesday! THANKS, #NuAIDS!! Always knew u wuz kewl. 11E…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen Nighttime Fun
Thoughts and prayers to Scotchy, trying hard to delay his nightly passing out. Boeheim needs him! 15S Oral Totes Counts (+11) v. 3S Arkansas (7:25,…
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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Sweet Sixteen (no Chmura smh) Time!
Our calendars and body clocks are off, I know. Shit, I believe I had an afternoon nap every day this workweek. Scion of the…
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Sexy Friday, Last Friday of March 2021 edition
Try as you might, you kids didn’t get the song puzzle last week, so I am re-running the songs to see if you get…
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Your “It’s All Terrible” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The big news today is about vaccines. Dan Snyder is going to buy out the minority owners of the Football Team. It…