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Your “It Was The Altitude!-The Loser” Monday Night Mexico City NFL Football Open Thread
Dontcha love ready-made excuses? I myself have used, “The water was really cold”, “Uh, sorry. I guess I drank too much”, “The dog ate…
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Your Sunday Night Fun Night NFL Football Open Thread
These food drives are a pain in the ass, especially on a blustery, snowy day like this. Door to door, house to house-there’s maybe…
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Your “Onward and Upward-Or at Least Sideways!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread
[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn’t it? Ah, we’ll make the best of it…
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Your “Hey Julie, Whatta Ya Think of the Falcons New RB?” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
It’s not a good joke but it’s better than my “The Hills Have Eyes” riff that I couldn’t quite put together. TO THE GAMES!…
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The “You Say Today Is. . .Saturday?” Evening Open Thread
I missed the video party last night, but I’ll take “Modern covers I’m unsure about” for $500, Alex. It’s fine. It’s not “drags me…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose…
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When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But,…
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Your “It’s Almost As Anger-Causing As Impeachment!1!1!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Oh, it’s all noise today, as most football sites are obsessed with the news of Colin Kaepernick getting a workout this Saturday.…
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Your “Good To Be Home” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Atlanta is the first “home” team named for the International Series. By agreeing, it means the Falcons will get to host a…