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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
On these cool, crisp afternoons I like to do a bit of driving. I’m not by any means a ‘fall colours’ kinda guy but…
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Your “Two Whole Games?!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
If the London Game had been an early morning affair, yes, I get it. I’d be totally fine with that. But this is ‘our’…
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Your “But I Wanted a Quadruple-header!” Sunday Football Open Thread
T’aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I’m shouting… TO…
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Your Saturday Evening “Working Hard Or Hardly Working” Open Thread
It was a fairly long week at school. Cold & flu season has begun in earnest, combined with the calendar making Canadian Thanksgiving a…
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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …
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Your “Aw Crap I Forgot It’s Friday Already” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday.…
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Your “Twice in a Row Would be Nice” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some fool-adjacent blowhards last week (me) that yakked from their gum disease-riddled mouths to the top of their phlegm-soaked lungs that last…
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Your “Is There Always Something To Watch?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Bears linebacker Roquan Smith has got an apparent case of the Everson Griffen’s and is out indefinitely. He was taken off the…
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Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread
No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to…
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