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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I’ve taken to walking the winding trails outside town this fall. It’s hard to do in the spring because the paths are so muddy…
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Your “But Wait! There’s More!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! (yet again) Niners/Rams: Hey, the NFC West is getting verrrry interesting these days, isn’t it? I’d like to personally thank Shanny…
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Your “Meanwhile, Back In America” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Not very pretty, is it? TO THE GAMES! Seahawks/Browns: [mumbles to self] I’m getting very tired of WordPress not recognizing ‘Seahawks’ as a word. Qb…
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Your “Oy! What’s This Then?” Sunday Morning Football Open Thread
I’m glad that the NFL heard my wailings and gnashing of teeth last week and ended up scheduling a morning game. And by ‘heard’,…
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Your “Free Sometimes Means ‘Awesome’” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, my brother is at the Notre Dame – USC game in South Bend tonight. Beerbrother was invited to give a speech there yesterday,…
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Your “Your Ink Is In My Briefs” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been rather busy and stressed and, yes pissed off, over the past couple of months. Allow me to explain. When I filed for…
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Your “Practice Squad? More Like Suicide Squad, Amirite?” Thursday Kristallnacht Football Open Thread
What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the…
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Your “We Decide What You Watch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It’s going to be pretty easy for the Patriots tomorrow night, now that the following players have been ruled out: Saquon Barkley (ankle),…
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Your Tuesday Evening “What Do I Want To Watch?” Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Sam Darnold has been cleared to play this Sunday against the Cowboys. He was apparently all-but-ready to go against the Eagles, but…
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Your “Who Could be Calling at This Hour, Honey?” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Let’s get right to it, shall we? Fallout: -The Potato Skins-classy as ever-living fuck. Poor old Jay certainly had it coming but GM Bruce…
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