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Your “It’s World Series Eve!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame… Fallout: -It would seem that Matt…
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Your “1-4, Northern Ontario Hobos At The Bye” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Last season was good. I won’t deny that. My only setback was at the switchyard when I ran into… complications. Ahh, no harm done-to…
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Your “It’s Four O’Clock, Do You Know Where Your Games Are?” NFL Football Open Thread
They’re right here where they always are you silly billy! We at Door Flies Open would never let you down. No matter how bad…
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Your Sunday Early Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Yeah, I know westies, it’s still morning out there. But for just once could those of us in the eastern time zones pretend that…
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread
It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the “Equal Time Fo’ Da Ladies”…
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Your “Will There be Scoring? Oh Yeah, There’ll be Scoring” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Man, there’s so little going on out there sports or football-wise but I did see that the on-going tankification of the Fins continues unabated.…
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Your “Can’t They Cancel The Dolphins Season Instead?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(Of course their rain tarp is sponsored. #branding) NFL Nuggets: As discussed in the open thread last night, Jalen Ramsey successfully forced his way…
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Your “Oh Boy – The XFL Draft!”
NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims. Trey Flowers is risking a fine…
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MOST GLORIOUS EL BEISBOL CARDINALS (and some NFL thing) Open Thread
That’s right, kids- Uncle Scotchy is…indisposed for the evening. Some people just can’t hold their chloroform. WHICH MEANS that Ol’ Reverend Mayhem is driving…