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Your “Step Right Up, Good Seats Still Available!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
A partially-closed DeShaun Watson eye scans the NFL… Fallout: -Kenyan Drake is off to the desert. He’ll likely get the start on Thursday night…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I looked down at my battered cardboard suitcase and smiled. My larger-than-average pocketknife (his name is ‘Buck’) was nestled inside his sheath which was…
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Your “Movin’ On Up!” Late Slate NFL Football Open Thread
That early slate was something wasn’t it? (is composing this at 9am EST) It had all kinds of this and more than a little…
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Your “Let’s Get It Started!” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
That’s a Black-Eyed Peas tune, isn’t it? Well, at least I didn’t reference I Gotta A Feeling like I just did. Damnit! TO THE…
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Your “Stupid Poindexters” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I can’t remember where I read it yesterday, and I’m too lazy to look for it, but it seems to have held true through…
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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…
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Your “WEVENGE! Faux-Narrative” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the…
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Your “Rippin’ Off The Band-Aids” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Today is mostly injury updates: Drew Brees is practicing like he expects to play on Sunday. It is a home game versus…
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Your Tuesday Evening World Series Opener Open Thread
(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It’s Trading…