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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn’t always this way, hell it wasn’t even open on Sunday before I…
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Your “Perfectly Adequate, Nothing More” NFL Football Open Thread
None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS…
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Your “I’m Just Here For The Dolphin Slaughter” NFL Football Open Thread
Perusing team stats it’s remarkable how playing the Fins skews pretty much everything from ‘good’ to ‘wowzers!’. Average rushing yards, sacks, pressures, passes defended-it…
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Your Saturday Evening “One Week Until Hockey” Open Thread
Sure, I know the regular season kicks off on Wednesday – get your paragraph previews in to me ASAP please – but for most…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday and JV Football Week 4 Open Thread
Teh Hippo needs a break this weekend, so I’m filling in with the DFO version of Saturday morning cartoons. Sadly, many of our younger…
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BattleBots Beat: Still Not a Sweet 16 (and also Your “Hoisting Giant Nuts” Championship Friday Evening Open Thread)
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock was hoisted on its own petard, Son of Whyachi actually got revenge, and Cobalt had…
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Your “Look Who Came Crawling Back!” Thursday Night Football
Yeah, Melvin Gordon is back in the cranky, hardline bosom of the Spanos family. It’s about time a rich white cabal won a showdown…
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Your “Looking Elsewhere For Inspiration” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The Seahawks traded Nick Vannett to the Steelers for a fifth-round pick in 2020. The Steelers were down a tight end after…
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Your “Taking Stock Of Things” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Injury reports! Cam Newton is dealing with a Lisfranc injury, and will miss at least this Sunday for sure. If second-year backup…
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Your “You Know, For Your First Time, That Wasn’t Half Bad” Monday Night Football Open Thread
As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing… Fallout- -The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has…