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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
People come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. From my perspective the challenge becomes how to use their disadvantages against them. I won’t…
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Your “Pass That Torch!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE (late) GAMES! Panthers/Cards: Things don’t look very good for Kyle Allen. The left side of his line is in lousy shape and…
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Your “On To Victory! (*Not Applicable To Jets or Fins)” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Why don’t teams have V-L-T (or draw) records? How did the short and curt ‘win’ win out? Is it because ‘victory’ is a bit…
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Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy
I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…
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Your “It’s Only A Game” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’ve been pretty busy lately. I’d tell you about it, but I’m too tired this week to type that much. Maybe next week. Anywhooooo….…
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Your “I Made It All The Way To Thursday For This?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow. This game. THIS GAME. It’s got ‘turgid’ written all over it, don’t it? But we’ll make the most of it as we always…
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Your “Never On Your Terms” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: One door closes; another door opens. Daniel Jones has been named Giants starting QB — New York Giants (@Giants) September 17, 2019…
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Your “Come On Down, You’re The Next QB Up!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller…
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Your “Birds of a Feather Something, Something, Blather” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel something constricting around my neck, tighter and tighter. I opened my eyes and less than a foot away from me was…
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Your “Let’s Keep It Moving, Folks” Later Sunday Football Open Thread
Only three games to preview in this window but dare I say that we don’t have a dumb throwaway game in the troika? Can…
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