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Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to…

The first week is over and boy-howdy am I ready for some hard drinking. I so far have registered 30 at-risk students in my…

Fair warning: You’re not getting much out of me tonight. We’ve been dealing with hurricane stuff around here. I drove down in the middle…

Jesus Bananacakes! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the…

NFL Numbers: today’s news brought to you by the numbers 16, 21, and 84, and the numbers they received from their associated teams. Zeke…

NFL News: If the rumours are true, Ezekiel Elliott should have a new contract by the end of the day. He has left Mexico…

Like most of you, I’m wrapping up the three-day weekend in advance of resuming life as a teacher on Tuesday. But a new school…

First off, I wanna thank Balls for covering Saturday night so I could enjoy the day with WineWife. Now, on to the more important…

Welcome back to Balls’ Saturday Open Thread Madness (trademark pending)! Because I was born in Mexico and I like bugging Americans that don’t like…

Good morning everyone! Today is a VERY busy day of sports action. Not only do we have a full complement of fútbol action, today…