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Your “Goodnight, Sweet Prince” Monday Evening Open Thread
I just want to thank everyone who covered for me this weekend. Thanks for the brief vacation from the #content mines. NFL News: Disgusted…
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Your “Thank Goodness The First Weekend Is Almost Over” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I think maybe…maybe….just maybe I drank too much yesterday during the baxetballing. Yesterday, I had bought a 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. And then…
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Your “Sweet Sixteen Window Is Closing” Sunday Afternoon College Ball Open Thread
If you’re looking for insight, analysis, clues, savvy angles or sober commentary on these games, you’ve clicked the wrong site. All that malarkey can…
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Your “A Bet Is A Bet” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Let me first say that betting is a bad thing to do. Do as I say, not as I do. And you are an…
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2019 Hoopsball – Round of 32 Saturday Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say! #6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS) Well, two sides I didn’t expect to…
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Your “Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not in a proper mood to wax philosophic currently. And there’s too much NCAA Tourney action going on so I’m distracted anyway. So…
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Friday – Open Thread
Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn’t wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! …
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Thursday – Early Window Open Thread
Huzzah for life distractions! #10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS) Don’t bet the over/under on “Minute Man” Pitino crowd shots. You…
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Your “Just One More Day…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Clay Matthews is now a member of RAMMIT Nation. A two-year deal to return to his hallowed USC turf. Further upsetting WineWife…
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Your “A Fraud Is A God Who’s Been Given The Nod” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Blake Bortles – now BLAke Bortles the Ram. No terms, but he could do worse. Looking for worse is Vontaze Burfict, who…
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