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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
Yes, we are back! The International Break is over and the leagues are back in action and oh kids have we got a full…
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Your “I Scream, You Scream….Wait, WHY ARE WE SCREAMING????” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not gonna sugarcoat this. I’ve had a really bad week. From many different fronts. Frankly, I’m pissed off at the world and just…
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Your “I Didn’t Say ‘Dude!’ I Said ‘Dud’” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for…
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Your NLCS Game 3 Open Thread
/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon Balls: WHAT? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF? Balls: WYTAW? Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Boy, did we ever laugh some laughs back there! Nevertheless, it’s onwards and sidewayswards for us grizzled veterans of the commenting game. There’s always…
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Your “London’s Calling!” (at regular EST, smh) Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind…
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Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m…
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