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Lesser Footy/JV NFL Combo Platter – Welcoming October
Not that anyone would notice it in North Cakalaky, where it’s been hotter this past week than July and August mashed together. Jeebus Tapdancing…
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Your “Giant Nuts on the Table” Friday Evening Open Thread
Evening, lizard people. I’m hijacking the Friday evening open thread tonight because tonight’s gonna be a fun night of sports. Well, for me. Well,…
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Your “We Are All Jack Doyle” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
The Adventures of Jack Doyle, Private Detective, 1951. Written and directed by Orson Welles /Doyle’s office Voice of Jack Doyle: It was a Thursday just…
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Your “WOO! – Hockey’s Back!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Excuse me while I play the Canadian national anthem. NFL News: Dez Bryant has come to the realization that no one loves him, so…
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Your “Aren’t ‘Body Weight’ Penalties Actually ‘Body Shaming’ Penalties?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: There were five roughing the passer penalties in Week 4. It’s down from the 11 per week they averaged the first three…
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Your “I’ve Seen Stranger Things” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Much like a Krauthammer into an empty pool, let’s dive straight in. TO THE GAME! Chiefs/Broncos: Boy oh boy. I wonder how everybody’s fave…
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Your “TWO Tiebreakers?!?” Monday Afternoon Open Thread
The baseball regular season is over and we have our ten teams playing in the postseason. And the American League is nice and cut…
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Your “Something Ugly This Way Comes” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
He had a couple of angry scars that I couldn’t take my eyes away from. I barely knew him but we had this deal…
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Your Lazy, Hazy Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right down to business, shall we? TO THE GAMES! Cle/Oak: Browns fans: “Wouldn’t it be great if we could pull off two…
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Your “Today is the Day” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
“The day for what?”, you ask. It’s still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we’ll…