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Your “Not Who I Thought It Would Be” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018. I thought for sure it would have…
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Champions League Lesser Footy: Hump Day Edition Roundtable
Happy Hump Day everyone! Listen to her “singing” here. I can’t imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem We have a special…
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Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs.…
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Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It’ll save them $7.6 million…
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Your “I Feel The Beat Tonight” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s actually a very good chance I’m delivering Greek food tonight. I’ll let you know if I serve the hookers again. Also, I saw…
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TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue
What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I’m not gonna preempt this special “by request” theme another week like I did last week. …
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Your “It’s A Matter Of Complete Indifference” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: FITTY’S BACK! He’s due an $11 million base salary on the final year of his contract, so I’m guessing that helps make…
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Your Non-Futbol Semana de Odio Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Of course, we can have a DFO Futbol Semana de Odio in advance of our World Cup previews in May. NFL Notes: In what reads…
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Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ NFL News: Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game I’m guessing so Urlacher &…
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Your “Love Is A Four-Legged Word” Monday Evening Open Thread
Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement.…