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A “You Never Seen Such Scufflin’” Saturday Evening Open thread
There’s nothing to talk about. It’s all Olympics or GAMBLOR! The men’s snowslopes final is tonight. There are four Canadians among the 12 qualifiers.…
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AM Fútbol Open Thread with Special Guest
Editor’s Note: Three weeks ago, doorfliesopen.com parlayed a, how do you call it… Replica: exchanged an accurate replica of a Super Bowl LII media access…
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TGISF…Let The Games Begin!!!! (errrrrr…continue, I guess?)
Because I miscalculated the interest you weirdos would have in the Winter Olympics, this week’s TGISF theme was originally supposed to be a “by…
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Your “No One Likes Us; We Don’t Care” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: So, the market cap is now set at 5 years, $137 million, with $74 million guaranteed. I don’t know who they’re going…
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Your “You Like Those Odds?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Dust off those Tebow rumours – Josh McDaniels is now the Colts head coach. Based on the premise Andrew Luck is broken…
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Your Tuesday “There’s No Early Kontent Scheduled So I’m Doing This” Daytime Open Thread
The post-season hangover, both literal and figurative, continues. This post is not meant to be “good”, per se. No Pulitzer nominees are in danger,…
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Your Monday Evening Patriots Schadenfreude Open Thread
NFL News: The Eagles parade is set for Thursday. It might actually be worth a liveblog. 11:00AM eastern, so someone in the Eastern time…
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LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread
Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more. Via reactiongifs.us And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl,…
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Your Early “Talk About Whatever You Want To” Pre-Pre-Superb Owl Sunday Open Thread
There’s going to be a lot of hours of annoying pre-game today. You’ll want to murder yoself before a ball is finally kicked. Trust…
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Someone Had To Do It (Again)- A DFO Hate Week Patriots Super Bowl Preview & Open Thread
Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and…
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